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Bob's avatar

I felt there was something cheesy about this.

Moe's avatar

The post is spot on. I know because I live across the street. The Crystal City Resturant and the Crystal City Sports Pub should also factor in.

Sasha Latypova's avatar

Do you mean Pentagon is gay???

Lau Vegys's avatar

Evidently, it wasn't that night

Cornishman in Basel's avatar

I hope Israeli cumeuppance receives a just 'reward' from Iran.

crs's avatar

Gay Margaritas jab...priceless!

Jeannie Sorci's avatar

Those are great indicators of activity going on at the Pentagon. Watch those businesses that are in close proximity to the Pentagon and take it from there. ;o)

frank's avatar

must be plenty of Iranian or muslim workers and delivery people... no warning sent out?

Lau Vegys's avatar

P.S. Finally, just because pizzas are flying and gay bars are empty doesn’t mean it’s about Iran — it just means something big is probably brewing. And with U.S. hands in half the world’s cookie jars, take your pick.

DefCon-Dan's avatar

Indeed, no one who is paying any attention at all already knows the US is deeply involved in all of the current invasions. They could not have been done without the US AID.

Lau Vegys's avatar

I don’t think delivery workers have a direct line to Tehran. Plus, most Muslims in the area are probably Sunni (nearly 90% worldwide). Iran’s Shia regime isn’t exactly their cause. And by the time pizzas were being ordered, it was already too late anyway.

crs's avatar

There will be now!